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how not to port....

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:16 pm
by vs ss
This was on the audi forum years ago,most have probably seen it as its done its rounds but worth a laugh..<br /><br />cheers.
This was on the audi forum years ago,most have probably seen it as its done its rounds but worth a laugh..

cheers.
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Re: how not to port....

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:29 pm
by firebug
lol!

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:50 pm
by The1
ah that vtec just sucks the sand through much better.

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:26 pm
by vlad01
LO fucking L !!!

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:56 am
by HQ355
Poor mans extrude honing, don't have to worry about pulling the motor apart to do it this way and you will never need to buy another air filter again lol

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:00 am
by Charlescrown
I didn't know it was so easy. Bugger pulling another head off ever again. What grade of sand do you need?

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:31 am
by slewinson
Reboring, extrude honing and valve grind on the go... :punk:

Simon

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:10 pm
by Holden202T
can only hope its a good joke as its pretty scary if people are dumb enough to actually do that :P

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:10 pm
by Charlescrown
I know a bloke who was an apprentice mechanic at the time melted grease to poor into the engine because it was burning oil. Not a good move.

Re: how not to port....

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:50 pm
by HQ355
It's got to be a joke, if said idiot tuned Hondas like he does audi's he'd be a dead man