Ode to Antus, Christmas 2025

[jakka]

Ode to Antus, Lord of the Bins
On pcmhacking dot net there's a name,
A legend, a sysadmin of fame,
'Tis antus the great,
Who guards the front gate,
And puts every spam-bot to shame.
He wrangles the bits and the bytes,
Through long and laborious nights,
With hex and with code,
He lightens the load
Of tuners pursuing their flights.
When newbies come barging in hot —
"My PCM's bricked! Help a lot!" —
He sighs, types reply,
With patience held high,
"Did you read the wiki or not?"
The flashers, the loggers, the looms,
The Holdens that bellow and zoom,
He's seen every fault,
From boost to a halt,
And answered from deep in his room.
He bans the occasional troll
Who slithers in seeking a toll —
One click of the mouse,
Out goes the louse,
And order returns to the whole.
So raise up your scan tool tonight,
Your laptops aglow in the light,
To antus we cheer,
With PCM and beer —
The admin who keeps the forum right!

[antus]

hahaha lol, thanks for the feedback!

[vlad01]

haha, Gold!

[Gareth]

Pisser!!

[MPC001]