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how not to port....

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This was on the audi forum years ago,most have probably seen it as its done its rounds but worth a laugh..<br /><br />cheers.
This was on the audi forum years ago,most have probably seen it as its done its rounds but worth a laugh..

cheers.
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lol!
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ah that vtec just sucks the sand through much better.
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LO fucking L !!!
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Poor mans extrude honing, don't have to worry about pulling the motor apart to do it this way and you will never need to buy another air filter again lol
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I didn't know it was so easy. Bugger pulling another head off ever again. What grade of sand do you need?
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Reboring, extrude honing and valve grind on the go... :punk:

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can only hope its a good joke as its pretty scary if people are dumb enough to actually do that :P
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I know a bloke who was an apprentice mechanic at the time melted grease to poor into the engine because it was burning oil. Not a good move.
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It's got to be a joke, if said idiot tuned Hondas like he does audi's he'd be a dead man
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