- This was on the audi forum years ago,most have probably seen it as its done its rounds but worth a laugh..
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how not to port....
Re: how not to port....
ah that vtec just sucks the sand through much better.
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Re: how not to port....
LO fucking L !!!
I'm the director of VSH (Vlad's Spec Holden), because HSV were doing it ass about.
Re: how not to port....
Poor mans extrude honing, don't have to worry about pulling the motor apart to do it this way and you will never need to buy another air filter again lol
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Re: how not to port....
I didn't know it was so easy. Bugger pulling another head off ever again. What grade of sand do you need?
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Re: how not to port....
Reboring, extrude honing and valve grind on the go...
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Re: how not to port....
can only hope its a good joke as its pretty scary if people are dumb enough to actually do that 

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Re: how not to port....
I know a bloke who was an apprentice mechanic at the time melted grease to poor into the engine because it was burning oil. Not a good move.
Re: how not to port....
It's got to be a joke, if said idiot tuned Hondas like he does audi's he'd be a dead man